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fappingのようなどんな単語でも探してください。
 
29.
latin: Spermae sanguinis
As the man approaches climax during either genital or oral intercourse, he pulls out to ejaculate upon his partner's face and then immediately punches his partner in the nose, thus causing blood and semen to swirl upon his lover's countenance in a delectable mixture reminiscent of the strawberries and whipped cream from everyone's favorite summertime dessert.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
My boyfriend loves Donkey Punching me in the back of the head, but it's so demeaning for me not to make love face to face. It makes me feel like a piece of meat. So instead we started to Strawberry Shortcake. I get to look him in the eyes, and he gets to punch me in the face.
Dirty Buck Nastyによって 2010年04月14日(水)
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30.
having sex with a female while she is on her period. and blowing ur load inside. Comes out red and white.
guy: Lauri was on her period, so i decided to go for the strawberry shortcake.
cwhinによって 2006年07月29日(土)
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31.
the sexual act of ejaculating on someones face then punching their nose so they will bleed strawberries.
my nose hurts from last night's strawberry shortcake, thanks alot grandpa
Oreo Speedmanによって 2010年02月07日(日)
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32.
When having sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed. when she turns around you jizz all over her face.
I was fucking my girl last night, and she asked for a strawberry shortcake.
DaOneYouHate11によって 2009年12月17日(木)
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33.
Unprotected sex with your girlfriend's Auntie Flo.
"I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast, it was awesome"
BlackBeatQueenによって 2006年04月23日(日)
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34.
A chick with red pubic hair.
She is a real Strawberry Shortcake
D0cによって 2006年03月09日(木)
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A fat girl with red hair. who thinks she has friends... but doesn't. She is a ginger with an ugly cat and a cute blue and white dog. She lives in a strawberry with an apple tree behind it. She is not smart and dropped out of school. She is a bad example for little kids and should never be let out of the house. Or she is a misunderstood girl looking to fit in. She thinks she has class, but actually her "friends" have the class. She is a reject.
WOW! STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE SUCKS!
Angel Cakeによって 2010年06月12日(土)
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