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An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
Feteによって 2005年10月13日(木)
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A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.
MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail
ben-unitによって 2006年03月19日(日)
a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.
"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"
Pufferzzzによって 2007年11月11日(日)
A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-
Gyro2169によって 2010年12月23日(木)
The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.
1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?
Sensei Slowpokeによって 2010年04月26日(月)
Some one who pokes back on facebook very very late
that tara girl is such a slow poke...
getcrazygetwildによって 2010年09月19日(日)
Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.
1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
Wordcreator123bxtchによって 2011年08月17日(水)


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