Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.
Punch-in-the-faceによって 2010年03月08日(月)
When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
Oshkosshbygoshによって 2014年04月27日(日)
Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending
"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
legolas1890によって 2013年08月06日(火)
when your completely legit about something sexual.
Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo
Gabrielleisalwaysrightによって 2011年06月06日(月)
A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.
Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.
Tha Orthodonistによって 2010年07月26日(月)
A disguise for your alcohol.
Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!
drewsopherによって 2011年11月18日(金)
champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)
I almost forgot the shampoo.
The Return of Light Jokerによって 2010年04月22日(木)

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