Top Definition
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
Wojeezyによって 2008年05月24日(土)
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
Johnny Rocketfingersによって 2003年07月10日(木)
A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.
I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
Pipe Downnによって 2010年03月21日(日)
Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.
Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?
toph bei fong is awesomeによって 2011年05月01日(日)
When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
Oshkosshbygoshによって 2014年04月27日(日)
Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.
Punch-in-the-faceによって 2010年03月08日(月)
it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit
You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.
mr. clean the mean machineによって 2009年04月06日(月)


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