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Slapping the Bishop, Spanking the monkey, Choking the Chicken, Sex for one, Wanking, Jerking off
little johnny has been caught numerous times expressing self love. He now locks the bathroom door while slapping the bishop.
Bengalsavaによって 2010年07月20日(火)

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the act of masterbation
I'd rather have selflove than do her
selfloverによって 2003年11月17日(月)

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Love for oneself that is more than just friends.

Benefits include lowered blood pressure, relief of symptoms of depression, and reduced risk of prostate cancer in males. May also be accompanied by liquid explosion in the groinal region.
Cindy was so devout, Timmy had to self-love until it broke off.
Surgeon General of Americaによって 2009年10月31日(土)

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To masterbate
Neal: did you get some pussy last night?
Bob: Hell no, it was all self love last night
your 1 stop shopによって 2016年08月08日(月)

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