Used to be a place where children would go to learn and acquire the tools that they would need in life. A place for education. Now, unless you're in a charter or Christian School, its hell on earth and you're learning all about the wrong things. A place not only hated by students, but also by the people who work there. Not all of the schools in America suck, just 95%
Person 1: My teacher said that the only reason why he was a teacher was for the health benefits.
Person 2: My teacher sent me an email today saying that he wants to have sex with me.
Person 3: My school just got closed down because it was the center of a drug ring.
Detrimental Deityによって 2006年01月14日(土)
The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition
He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.
Ben's sonによって 2004年01月21日(水)
School is a place where you can learn and educate yourself here are the good and the bad
Good:
1.Learning to write properly
2.Make Friends
3.Can sometimes help you find your talents
4.Mathematics(if it weren't for this computers would not exist)
5.Science(if it weren't for this medicine and tech wouldn't exist)
Bad:
1.Morons
2.Inconsiderate douchebags
3.Boring Teachers(Not ALL teachers)
4.Idiots who claim to be nerds just because they can't get girls

5.Idiots who fail to be funny and just turn out to be annoying douchebags who violate your ears
6.Idiots who act like school is worthless even though if it weren't for school Technology and medicine wouldn't have existed

Therefore School is not a bad place sure there are idiots but idiots are at every place and you won't have to deal with them when you finish school
The Doctor of Stupidityによって 2013年11月06日(水)
A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.
Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
A person in a masked outfitによって 2012年01月09日(月)
The place where snitches and stingy cunts fuck you over.
School: Some Bitch Snitches on a teacher! Then you get Fucked over
AnonymousBroskiiezによって 2011年09月08日(木)
we complain when we're in it, we complain when we're not.
its like sex. it even has the same awkward moments and pain/discomfort
I just went to School, it was actually kind of awkward

I just had sex, it was actually kind of awkward
Obviously an awesome personによって 2011年07月24日(日)
just a place where you learn how not to be a dumbass, that's all.

besides, if there's no such thing as education, everyone in the world would be dumbasses.

isn't that an inconvenience.
School is where you learn, ok! A 13-year old is saying this.
iamnotanerdsodealwithitによって 2010年09月24日(金)

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