Top Definition
1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
#yiddish #slang #smear #food #bagel
Global Feetusによって 2007年04月03日(火)
Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
#shit #clean #dump #schmeer #shmear #shmeer
IHateCleaningUpShitによって 2013年07月01日(月)
Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.
Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.
#schm-ear #scum #funk #cell phone #display #phone
Mike Gによって 2005年10月15日(土)
A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.
She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
Anastasia DeLucianoによって 2004年12月06日(月)
A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults
I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!
#schmeer #catan #arrogance #stanford #sammy
settler69によって 2008年02月20日(水)
jis, cum, semen, ejaculate
Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.
jackaliciousによって 2004年04月08日(木)
A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.
Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.
#schmear #fuck #camel #toe #bass
Alexwaetwegによって 2007年09月20日(木)
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