Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
The infamous mad scientist spelunking cave explorer extrordinaire Sir Bok McFitzgerald the 7th, was found alive and well this morning after a cave collapse had trapped him 20 feet below the surface for 3 hours in a guano cave just outside of Dickey, North Dakota. The scientist was obviously too traumatized by the event for comment as he was pulled out of the cave on a stretcher by local search and rescue paramedics. But he was seen pulling off his oxygen mask long enough to utter one strangled word, that being "Sammiches...," before his eyes rolled back in his head and convulsions resumed appearantly from an allergic reaction to ingesting guano. This made the 6 o'clock news complete with "film at eleven" in Dickey, North Dakota, where Sir Bok is a hero of some reknown, having an honorary "certificate of merit" in exploration for once getting his head stuck in a storm drain after announcing "I think I see a quarter!" His fellow high school alumni took pity on what could prove to be their village idiot and dubbed him an "explorer."
ampudroidによって 2007年09月01日(土)
What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.
What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.
blochow2001によって 2006年10月04日(水)
1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
Woman, go make me a sammich!
Stephanie M.によって 2003年12月17日(水)
Mikey and Gerard Way's way of saying sandwhich.
And it wasnt a tuna and whip-cream sammich anymore, it was a Tuna and Mikey's cum sammich!
Wednesdaysmangoによって 2006年07月23日(日)
Pertains to a particular sandwich that is an unusual idea.
I'm a fix me a YAM SAMMICH! Try it, Yam SAMMICHES are great. Use some mayo
Scotty -Cによって 2004年05月14日(金)
Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.
Sandwiches are good.
Cory Sによって 2004年09月12日(日)
1.) A sandwich for n00bs consisting of one Sega Dreamcast, one Sonic Heroes game, one Outrun2 game, and one homemade pimp my ride episode. Eat these and you become a certified n00b.
My sammich is gweat!
Blahによって 2005年03月11日(金)
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