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Crabs
She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
Charlesによって 2003年07月19日(土)
body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
grandmalseizureによって 2005年05月01日(日)
AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
BigPによって 2005年06月22日(水)
The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
#saber #saber-tooth #crotch crickets #itchy balls #nutsack
Blitz77によって 2010年05月20日(木)
sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
jdによって 2005年02月22日(火)
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