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An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
Chonkyによって 2007年06月03日(日)
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
Colgateponyによって 2011年08月31日(水)
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
bakenshakeによって 2010年05月01日(土)
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
Jesus Christ SANによって 2009年12月04日(金)
An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
jrfredrickによって 2013年05月21日(火)
What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.
Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
HoboACによって 2008年02月08日(金)
when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
pbsbrocktonによって 2011年09月03日(土)
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