Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!
Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.
Tuna Wandaによって 2005年05月27日(金)
Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.
Don't forget to bring the mountain money.
Bumkicker Sladeによって 2005年05月10日(火)
The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)

Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.

Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Camping Scenario 1:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."

Camping Scenario 2:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
Real NoNameによって 2010年03月07日(日)

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