A kind of police officer that wants to shred the constitution with his SHREDOMATIC4000. This type of cop walks into parties and points his gun at people's head and gets them to confess to drinking cider. This type of asshole will even strong arm poor innocent girls into admitting that they wrote their name on a case of beer.
Holy shit Kyle! There is a kroz outside yelling, "I'll kill every one of you fuckers unless you tell me who brought the beer! There's no beer fairy around here!?!?"