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A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.
Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"

Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."
Old Greg's bottle o' Bailey'sによって 2013年09月29日(日)

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A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.
Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"

Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."
Old Greg's bottle o' Bailey'sによって 2013年09月27日(金)

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