Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
Nick Mihi.によって 2006年04月24日(月)
A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!
Muteress and Mutelatorによって 2005年02月21日(月)
Another word used for a blowjob.
NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"
Gerry Mckennaによって 2007年05月23日(水)
toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
davidによって 2006年06月17日(土)
Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
MetalMikey666によって 2005年08月07日(日)
A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''
meandmybrightideasによって 2006年09月17日(日)
A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.
My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.
valhollahによって 2006年03月12日(日)

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