Top Definition
More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
Dick Splashによって 2003年11月10日(月)
A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
Archie2Kによって 2004年04月17日(土)
to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
Bigmeuprudeboyによって 2003年09月09日(火)
A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
OutlawStarによって 2004年07月27日(火)
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
Anonymousによって 2003年05月06日(火)
A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
nikkan_hanilによって 2004年06月30日(水)
"Golf... is truly happiness"
A great quote by Moe Norman
Mr. Johnnyによって 2005年04月15日(金)
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