When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
Mag1ci4nによって 2007年12月19日(水)

Words related to gloopy sampson

bathroom crap error gross hanging chad poop shit toilet wiping