When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
markah stewartによって 2005年10月22日(土)
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
Crispee22によって 2011年09月12日(月)
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
Jack10392によって 2010年05月06日(木)
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
J Kongによって 2013年10月19日(土)
During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.
During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.
Teddy076によって 2009年02月13日(金)
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
Troyによって 2004年05月25日(火)
The way the americans think that they can shoot whoever the hell they want and then just turn around and say it doesnt matterits friendly fire it doesnt hurt. Stupid americans
dumbass americans
billy beslerによって 2003年05月07日(水)
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
Cumshot Carlによって 2011年11月12日(土)

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