spookのようなどんな単語でも探してください。
 
8.
Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.
"What's that, email? You want to help me enlarge my penis? But... I'm female..." (Sobbing ensues.)
Biting Fishによって 2010年03月21日(日)
 
9.
1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mz_Brown1997によって 2010年04月02日(金)
 
10.
A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.
I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.
benthereによって 2011年12月18日(日)
 
11.
Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
Kickofferによって 2007年09月20日(木)
 
12.
Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "spam", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.
I check my email every single day.
*arizonaによって 2008年07月10日(木)
 
13.
Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail
Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.
Blackstaによって 2009年12月15日(火)
 
14.
What is used to sign up for facebook/tumblr/twitter/other social sites.
Please confirm your account with the link we sent to your email.
Dahlface.によって 2011年09月30日(金)