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something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial
John: *coughs*

Everyone in room: e-bola!!!!!!
GrandWizardMan123によって 2014年10月31日(金)
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An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"
Fishyrichyによって 2014年11月11日(火)
The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.
Where's Anthony?

He must have Ebola.
AiiR x ChiieFsによって 2014年10月20日(月)
actually, the second guy was wrong. Ebola is a completely different virus from Marburg, and the first Marburg outbreak was at a plant that used chimpanzee parts to test vaccines, not a nazi test lab. Basically since chimp DNA is so similar vaccines work the same way which is why they use chimp parts. The Nazis really had nothing at all to do with Ebola. The first ever outbreak of Ebola was in 1976, many years after the Nazis fell out of power. Not that it didn't suck for the Africans or anything. Symptoms in the later phases include detachment of the intestinal lining from its place, hemmorhaging from any or all orifices, liquidation of some internal organs (not from stomach acid by the way) and the mind often slows down to stopping. There are some other rather nasty symptoms but those are the ones that come to mind.
"Hey, look, that guy just shat out his intestines in a huge gush of blood."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."
Fugerko.?によって 2003年11月22日(土)
An electronic or internet-ready version of Bola.

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"Have you got e-bola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"
Fishyrichyによって 2014年11月11日(火)
an infectious and generally fatal disease marked by fever and severe internal bleeding, spread through contact with infected body fluids by a filovirus ( Ebola virus ), whose normal host species is unknown.
Brianna:*coughs*
Everybody: EBOLA
Spongebob ◽️ Pantsによって 2014年11月09日(日)
A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.
You have Ebola, have fun spewing out your innards
MetalMoeによって 2004年05月26日(水)

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