Top Definition
To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
Jonnyguanoによって 2005年08月15日(月)
N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

#douche #douchebag #asshole #tool #idiot
Lord Cyrinaldによって 2007年11月07日(水)
Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
#douchebaggery #asshattery #douche #douchebag #asshat
Pipe Downnによって 2010年01月10日(日)
The act or art of being a douche
Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.
#douche #douche bag #asshole #jerk #george busch
master of dizasterによって 2007年12月12日(水)
to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
Jonnyguanoによって 2005年08月15日(月)
The horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known associates.
Since Baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.
#douchebaggery #idiocy #dipshittedness #moronic #don
hamburger2によって 2011年08月22日(月)
Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.
OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.
#douche #douchebag #parents #kids #assholes
ImNotReallyAWaitressによって 2010年08月17日(火)
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