Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
unknownによって 2005年01月18日(火)
1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
dero-lickedによって 2004年12月16日(木)
Refers to a womans vagina
She had a sweet dripping crumpet.
crumpetboyによって 2004年10月19日(火)
An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.
She's a crumpet.
Diulailomoによって 2004年04月04日(日)
the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy
"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
Chode Masterによって 2003年09月06日(土)
any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.
Look at that crumpets. (ass, tits, anything, or tree or stars)
Josh wattsによって 2007年11月29日(木)
Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.
Goobermasterによって 2005年01月19日(水)

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