1. A place people go up to several times a week so they can feel good about themselves for being brainwashed into giving a percentage of their hard-earned paycheck to an invisible man that pays no taxes, yet never has enough money. 2. A building people gather in once a week to compare clothes.
You should have been in church last Sunday night. I think they called it "repenting".
Leshによって 2003年06月20日(金)
Code word for teens to get with their friends and smoke weed.
*teacher walks by*
"so we still on for church this weekend"?
"you bet".
wendalynnによって 2009年04月11日(土)
That thing with the stuff where they tell all those lies
(1)on church they told me that Jesus can walk on water, and I told them that Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
CHANCLA 316によって 2007年09月21日(金)
Church unfortunatly has been twisted by christians and ruined what it was meant to be like, the same goes for christians and how they have ruined christianity, if you read the bible(new testament) you will see how it is supposed to be done and be truly amazed because its awesome.
Man in white gown with candle is not church its just boring. People getting healed and being happy and excited thats what church should be and can be because jesus is alive.
JoelBによって 2006年04月02日(日)
An expression used when something is funny or cool.Xzibit says it on a hilarious pimp my ride.
boy: ooo dayyum look at her ass!!

other boy: CHURCH!
DEMIGONNACRANKITUPによって 2008年05月05日(月)
Basically it is more fundraisers and bible studies that actually getting your sins forgiven and doing what you are supposed to do... WORSHIP!!
Yeah I might as well skip church this Sunday because all they are doing is sucking money that could be used for a nice McDonald's dinner for the new addition they are going to rennovate.
Some anomoyous person you'll never knowによって 2007年11月25日(日)
A boring-ass place where all you do is listen to some robed asswipe yap about some bullshit from the bible. You also get to sing gay gospel songs. It usually lasts 2 hours, but some churches can go up to 4-7 hours.
Kid: Man, my mom just made me go to church. it sucked ass.

Friend: Man that's gay. There goes two hours of your life wasted.

Kid: Two? Try five.

Friend: Fuuuuuuucccck..................
Wasabimotoによって 2007年04月28日(土)


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