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William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.
but Spock.........................................................................................why?
Alfie The Horndogによって 2005年08月19日(金)
To bust a virgin cherry, "To boldly go where no man has gone before".
Daren started dating Sherry in Junior High but she didn't let him go Captain Kirk on her 'til their first year in college.
#fuck #bust a nut #first time #ejaculate #ride #sex #corn hole
Carl de Riotによって 2007年10月13日(土)
describes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.
"Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"

"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"
#mobile phone #cell phone #star trek #technology #flip phone
senor _coconut_1によって 2008年01月10日(木)
1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".
1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"

2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"
#star trek #cockney #rhyming slang #work #job
Beethによって 2007年10月29日(月)
1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.

2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.

3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album
Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass
#captain save-a-hoe #gold digger #whipped #pussy whipped #master p
Nkd K3vによって 2011年08月14日(日)
Masturbate.

Rhyming slang: jerk (off)
Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
#rear admiral #bagpiping #houdini #turkey slap #teabagging
Masked Avenger Dudeによって 2010年06月19日(土)
The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive
'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise
#star trek #original #best #overacting #dramatic
william the wallaceによって 2006年03月11日(土)
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