Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
CompulsiveDribbler304によって 2011年04月08日(金)
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
the autonomous heartbeatによって 2009年05月29日(金)
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
chasedadcaptaindsによって 2008年04月03日(木)
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
imonkeyによって 2006年11月24日(金)
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
Erisによって 2003年06月22日(日)
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
non gironによって 2012年10月01日(月)
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
pootytang112によって 2009年04月27日(月)

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