Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
CompulsiveDribbler304によって 2011年04月08日(金)
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
the autonomous heartbeatによって 2009年05月29日(金)
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
chasedadcaptaindsによって 2008年04月03日(木)
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
Erisによって 2003年06月22日(日)
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
non gironによって 2012年10月01日(月)
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
pootytang112によって 2009年04月27日(月)
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
imonkeyによって 2006年11月24日(金)

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