the eiffel towerのようなどんな単語でも探してください。
Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.

penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.
This cake tastes like theoretical dick

Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis
frozennuts2142によって 2010年11月07日(日)