Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
#lebron #masturbation #rub one out #miami #sex
T-MLBによって 2010年07月10日(土)
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A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.
#lebron james #miami heat #jerk off #jack off #masturbate #jack #jerk #wank #wank off #cleveland cavaliers #south beach #miami #dwyane wade #chris bosh
ghosterizer23によって 2010年07月09日(金)
Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.
#taking #talents #to #south #beach
El Trenによって 2010年07月21日(水)
1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
#lebron #lejerk #south #beach #masturbating
bighoops57によって 2010年07月09日(金)
A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
#masturbation #jacking off #punching the clown #making angels cry #beating your meat
jcuhomeyによって 2010年07月10日(土)
1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
#lebron james #cleveland #fuck you #miami heat #cavaliers #backstabber #traitor #turncoat
c1scok1dによって 2010年07月11日(日)
The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
#sex #masturbate #dick #cock #jack #penis #cleveland #cavaliers #miami #heat #south beach #lebron james #dwyane wade #chris bosh #pleasure #sperm #finger #hand #ejaculate #handjob
ESPNspecialによって 2010年07月09日(金)
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