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To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
Jelly Pumpernickelによって 2012年10月04日(木)
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A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
Choadalay-dee-heeeeによって 2013年01月09日(水)
another word for ejaculate
bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
another word for ejaculateによって 2015年06月10日(水)
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
Big-OHによって 2009年01月23日(金)
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
Ja-mminによって 2005年04月24日(日)
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
d to a the to the n-n-yによって 2007年02月11日(日)
Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....
Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"
Nocturnal Eccentricによって 2009年12月29日(火)

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