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(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
Joe W Newmanによって 2008年08月28日(木)

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when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.
Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!
JD & MTP & ERによって 2008年09月11日(木)

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Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a car and hit the downhill slope on your board even faster.

An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board. I didn't even blink. owned.
Gimodosによって 2008年05月16日(金)

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Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a moving car and hit the downhill slope on your board like a true shramper would. An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board from top to bottom.
Gimodosによって 2008年05月18日(日)

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