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1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."
#guards #knights #defenders #attackers #guardian
TheMysteryOfRitterによって 2009年07月18日(土)
Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.
"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.
#ritter #peer-pressure #stoner #dude #weed
MaximusTheWeirdによって 2014年03月07日(金)
A mentally slow, fired, restraining order for stalking, malnourished, social reject, doing things just to fit in, sloppy ass, not knowing where the trash can is, dating site REJECT, PEDOPHILE, Paul walker tribute on my car, piece of crap, "MENTOR", dog hating, sociopath, steroid shooting to shrivel my balls, nutri bulleting to wear SKINNY jeans, lying ass mother fucker cousin of SkInNeR!
SkInNeR, did you hear what happened to ("Street Dad")? (Ritter) finally got caught up with a .22 and a (teen) up GMR...

That shriveled ball sack liar will be gone for a minute!
#steven #kids in crisis #it's not gay in a three way #crack #beans
Little Cryerによって 2014年01月21日(火)
to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
#syn-hurt #bail #crash #sack #injury #fall #fail #. also: ritter #rittered
sprog74によって 2009年10月25日(日)
Stupid assholes who sit around Subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.
HER: The ritters have their own way of looking cool.
HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?
HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.
HIM: Fucking ritters.
#ritter #assholes #subway #parking lot #big trucks
jubbiによって 2007年05月20日(日)
Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.
i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
#shitter #shit #arse #ass #asshole #arsehole #anal #ring
FlashJoeによって 2007年12月17日(月)
Polite way of saying "ugly"
Man, you looked so ritter today.
#ritter #ugly #brutal #painful #degrading #derogatory #pink
MIZ RAINMAKAによって 2006年07月07日(金)
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