Once both the female and male are both completely naked. the female counts how long it takes for the males dick to get hard without touching him
I started raising the flag after 4 seconds!
Furious, two-handed masturbation. Insipired by a certain song from the early 70's, whose hand motions include grabbing an imaginary flagpole with both hands, lifiting said as quickly as possible above one's head, and then bring the hands back down the pole again.
He was raising the flag for over two hours last night. It was kind of fucked.