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Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.
My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.
Mennoowhによって 2004年11月30日(火)
Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face
A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly
#babes #girls #chicks #bitch #body
IanHupkesによって 2006年10月12日(木)
When your newborn shits on you.
Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.
#baby #poop #newborn #parenthood #accident
BarryIsHairyによって 2010年02月04日(木)
the sound of a penis entering a juicy orifice
This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"
#sound #intercourse #zap #penetration #wet
pickle the ponyによって 2010年02月28日(日)
The act of playing and working at the same time.
Dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.
#play #work #pork #simultaneous #plok
Jeremy Savidgeによって 2006年09月25日(月)
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