An abbreviated shower or bath that just takes care of the basic essentials ("Pits, tits, and ass"), taken when time or clean water is limited.
"I slept right through my alarm clock...I barely had time to brush my teeth and take a PTA before running out of the house."
Rotterによって 2006年08月06日(日)
A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.
After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.
noyoudidntによって 2005年10月12日(水)
Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.
Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!
Eric Petersonによって 2005年07月07日(木)
The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).
Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!
Bamfthonyによって 2009年09月26日(土)
PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"
Mom: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
Daughter: *kills self*
sasucksによって 2012年10月02日(火)
Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective
Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``
King Baritekeによって 2014年01月15日(水)
Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.

Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.

Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use fucking to express feelings better)
You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
Her: "OK"

You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
Her: "What?"

"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"

"Dude we won! P.T.A!"

"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"

"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"
Eric G.によって 2004年10月21日(木)