A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
dave555123によって 2010年11月18日(木)
Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke
I Miked it
lucylucyluluによって 2010年02月23日(火)
Short form of microphone.
Yo, gimme that mike!
Kovászによって 2005年06月19日(日)
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
LAdy gagaによって 2012年06月20日(水)
An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.
Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!
catcity88によって 2010年12月04日(土)
An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't
I'm so awesome

No your a mike
High thugによって 2014年02月04日(火)
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
NoMikeによって 2013年02月18日(月)

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