Smiles and giggles. Nervous at times. Good at spinning and telling stories. Keeps Xochitl's feet warm. Looks like Arizona Mike! A Cinderella <3 Also, known as Wolf, Mr. Cinderella, and Wolf Pup. Contangious giggle that spreads to every one and makes delicious Cinnamon Rolls, Omlettes and Hamburgers. Has no tolerance for frequent lies about little things or an extreme amount of messing.
My feet are cold! I could sure use a Mike right about now!
Trisha and Xocheekyによって 2012年02月04日(土)
A sexy, egotistical man who is more in love with himself than the girlfriend he's been with and loved for ages. A narcissus but with good reason. An intelligent man with a nice big cock. The guy you'll fall madly in love with but no matter how much he says he's yours, you'll never have his complete and total love and commitment because there is one other person he's committed to and that's himself. And no matter how much he might try to make it seem like you come first, he'll always have that bit of apathy to you, that bit of not caring what you have to say. A Mike is a man who likes to be the one talking and has no regard for your words, except for on very few occasions. Despite all this, he is everything and anything you've ever wanted.
Marianna was madly in love with this guy; this guy said he loved her back but never completely showed his love for her like his love for himself. This guy was a mike.
Marianna's Personaによって 2009年03月30日(月)
The action of masterbating, while takin a dump, while eating a peanut butter sandwhich.
Whoa i toke the biggest Mike yesterday.
fat boy12341234によって 2008年06月19日(木)
mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.
1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.

2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit
bongzilla420によって 2007年10月22日(月)
A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.
- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance

-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
Travelllerによって 2011年12月21日(水)
A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.
"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike!"
"Eeeew!"
shiiiittbitches.によって 2011年12月31日(土)
Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.
Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"
thekid121314によって 2011年03月08日(火)
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