The man who will look at a dude's crotch and if he likes what he sees he'll try to hit on you or add you on facebook. Has a Real sore asshole i must say.Regularly streams free porn on his computer with internet that he stole from his neighbor and Masturbates daily all the time.get done in under 2 minutes usually then he goes to sleep thinking believing he just scored fo shure. Thinks he a player but only scored himself.
Another one of those Mikes walked by me looked at my crotch and smiled. I'm pretty sure it was a mike again he masturbates all the time too specially. He tries to suck his own dick alot too but fails nomatter how long his tongue is. also Likes listening to his parents having sex...
lolly papaによって 2011年07月13日(水)
A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.
Josh alan33によって 2011年05月27日(金)
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked
purplepangolinによって 2007年05月17日(木)
A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
Ugh I dated a mike!
That one girl smsによって 2016年01月08日(金)
An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
kagdurbanによって 2015年05月14日(木)
(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
Gerwaqによって 2013年10月09日(水)
used to describe a funny, nice dood who takes a lot of dick pics. Generally showers.
You: Whose that new guy Jen is banging?
Me: Yeah, he's a Mike.
showerpee-rによって 2015年12月27日(日)
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