Top Definition
1.to kick-punch (at the same time)
2.anything you want it to be
synonym to juiced

invented after an ACTUAL
kunching had occured by michael and richard.
I'M GONNA KUNCH YOU SO HARD....your gonna wish i didn't kunch you!!
#kick #punch #injury #awesome #clairosaurus
chicken-faceによって 2007年10月25日(木)
An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.
Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?
#rofl #impossible #fictional #punch #kick
Tom Leet.によって 2007年09月09日(日)
Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch


Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch
#pl0x #minge #vagina #shlong #noobliterate #hunny #slag #darling
LibbyPwns!1によって 2009年03月31日(火)
Cunnilingus during lunch break.

Cunt + Lunch
I have 30 minutes. Where do you wanna go for kunch?
#cunt #lunch #lunch break #lunch time #work lunch
T Max Ranchによって 2012年05月31日(木)
the act or expression one says after hearing the tail end of a conversation, that may be considered inappropriate.
Stranger: And then I was like, "Man, lucky I had a stiffy!"

Myself: Geez, that's a kunch if I ever did hear one!
#inappropriate #awkward #what #wtf #confusion
ca$h mOney swagによって 2015年07月24日(金)
The most extraordinarily magnificent type of lunch possibly imaginable, usually accompanied by pirates, ninjas, banners, pyrotechnics and other oddly assorted things.
Once the Pope was done curing cancer and solving starvation and debt in the Third World, he had kunch with Jesus in an up-market restaraunt just off 51st.
#lunch #magnificent #splendiforous #superb #extraordinary
David Perryによって 2007年06月21日(木)
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