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A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.
the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.
bambimustdieによって 2010年03月29日(月)
A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry
ANGRYMikeによって 2007年05月04日(金)
A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.
Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"
Jockeynator3000によって 2011年01月24日(月)
To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12
I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.
Richie P83によって 2011年09月30日(金)
Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock
Oi, look at that Jockey!
Blackersによって 2004年04月07日(水)
A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.
Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob
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M0nkeyButl3rによって 2016年09月05日(月)
1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.
Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!
davestophittingonjohnによって 2015年01月19日(月)
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