To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
#hebrews #jew dough #jew egg #jew eat #yahwist
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月04日(水)
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Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
The BIG Nastyによって 2005年03月11日(金)
The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
#jew #karate #ninja #fighting #awesome
dannyfischによって 2007年11月19日(月)
A jewish martial art.
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
#jew jitsu #martial arts #karate #kung fu #art of fighting #mma
jew jitsu masterによって 2010年03月30日(火)
A jew that knows Jujitsu.
He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!
#kick ass #catholic whippin' #jewdo #jujitso #buddhist ass whoppin'
Rolle42によって 2008年04月18日(金)
The martial art of avoiding debt
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
#cheap #jew #floyd #debt #dirty mcgee #steinski
contactedmundhereによって 2015年04月10日(金)
1) The art of combat in which the victor takes any money or belongings from his or her opponent. If there is a tie, the two Jews must fight over a penny... Hence, the invention of copper wire.
JEW: Thanks for the gold, pussy.

VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...
#jew #jews #jewjitsu #jewjitzu #jitsu #jew-jitsu #fuck #gold #steal #combat #jiujitsu
Maijalaによって 2011年06月02日(木)
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