Top Definition
A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.
Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
cdogg23によって 2007年10月23日(火)
Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult
Man your a Douche Monkey
Plead for Insanityによって 2004年06月12日(土)
someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."
FUBAR___BUNDYによって 2007年09月26日(水)
No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.
Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
John Shmigmaによって 2005年02月23日(水)
1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person
Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.
Rap Master Gによって 2004年12月30日(木)
One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.
Ken Keefe
Rib Meisterによって 2004年04月01日(木)
Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
Dalyenaによって 2015年10月26日(月)


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