One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
GeoSlabによって 2012年09月25日(火)
An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.
Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.

Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!
Steve's Buddy Timによって 2015年10月26日(月)
a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
Sennexによって 2010年07月29日(木)
Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!
You know!によって 2012年10月12日(金)
Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
Nuanda03によって 2012年08月29日(水)
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
C.R.Wによって 2013年01月16日(水)
An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
Macknificentによって 2012年12月14日(金)


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