the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.
Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"
thecoldbeerreportによって 2011年01月16日(日)
This word is an acronym for disciple of a risen king, referring to Jesus.
That girl must be a d.o.r.k.; you can tell by how she lives her life.
d.o.r.k.によって 2010年02月06日(土)
A dork is someone who enjoys Sci-Fi, Midevail Fantasy, Gaming, ect, ect.
He is an excellent Gamer.... is he a dork?
InternetGeek96によって 2010年01月22日(金)
Someone who is generally annoying and usually socially awkward,unlike nerds or geeks they are not usually very smart and tend to be lazy. they are the ones who talk loudly on strange and often uncomfortable subjects to anyone they believe to be friends with in public areas, subjects include sex,drugs,homosexuality,porn,beast-ism,and bodily fluids. this may lead anyone watching this person talk to you to automatically assume you are also a dork.They also tend to do strange things for public attention such as shave their eyebrows,die their hair a very vibrant shade of red or blue,and do other various odd things to bother people.they don't tend to have long term relationships and can tend to be on and of with skanky desperate women.they can be spotted wearing often cheap unwashed clothing and tend to lack personal hygiene,not wearing deodorant, greasy unwashed hair don't wash their hands etc.
bob:"dude what the hell is ed doing with that trash can?"

Steve:"um he said something to me about dropping his pickle jar in it and that he needed to get it out."

bob:"wtf does he need that for?"

Steve:"idk i didn't ask i just kinda wanted to get away from him, he sells like sh** and looks like he slabbed bacon grease in his hair."

bob:"yeah no sh**, why the hell is veronica dating him anyway?"

Steve:shes a skank...

bob:"man that kid is a dork."
jar of nails and vinigarによって 2009年11月27日(金)
A whale penis.
THERE SHE BLOWS!dork
Whaleblower96によって 2009年07月25日(土)
a whales dick
a whales dork is 7 feet long (as tall as a lampost)
poppa1345678976543によって 2009年06月15日(月)
The act of being a dork
Bob: Your a dork!
Billie: Orly? :O
gold ftwによって 2009年05月14日(木)

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