1. Someone who believes that minorities cannot possibly be a success in life without the government helping them every step of the way.

2. Someone who thinks that it is a constitutional right to stick a knife in an unborn child's head, suck its brains out and throw it in a bin, but will assault anyone who shows a picture of the constitutional right being practiced.

3. Someone who thinks that Barack Obama is magical and can do no wrong.

4. Someone who constantly says that George W. Bush was wrong on everything even when Democrats made the same call.

5. Someone who makes political decisions based on the popular thing to do and not by actually thinking about the issue.
Person A: "Hey, want to sign an petition to ban women's suffrage?"

Democrat: "I sure do!"
Anonymous225によって 2010年05月03日(月)
Ever since George Bush was unjustly blamed for the aftermath of Bill Clinton's epic failure as president, being a Democrat is nothing more than the new trend that people pick up to look cool. In addition to being immature and ignorant, they're rather shallow people with corrupt morals and values. They know absolutely nothing about what Democratic beliefs really are, so they attempt to back up their views by slandering Republicans. (If you want proof of this, see: Republican. Of the 200 entries, about 80% of them are whiney, immature Democrats shamelessly slandering Republicans). Strangely enough, they never come up with any factual evidence to support anything they say, again having to resort to name-calling to "prove a point."

Democrats also tend to be weak and absent-minded people. Closely relating to their aforementioned ignorance and immaturity, a Dem's entire political standpoint can be effortlessly manipulated by what Oprah or any other over-inflated celebrity they lust for says they should do.

Here's some common beliefs of a Democrat:

~The United States orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. Yes, it's true, a good lot of Dems think we actually flew planes into our own buildings and killed thousands of our own people. Their leader is the pompous, overbearing whale, Rosie O' Donnell.

~Communism. Yes, it looks good on paper, but it's been proven time and time again that it DOES NOT WORK! Despite this, Democrats such as Barack Obama rest their whole platform upon Communist views, such as placing enormous taxes on wealthy people who actually work for their money, and all but give it away to people who are simply too lazy to get a job and pay their own way.

~Spending money we don't have. Democrats seem to think money grows on trees. If not, then they sure spend as if that were the case. Take for example the fact that President Obama, in less than 100 days in office, spent more than all 40-something presidents have, COMBINED, more than doubling our national debt.

~Democrats are also huge peace advocates. While peace is something everybody strives for, Democrats take it to an extreme. We were maliciously attacked by terrorists, yet a common Dem believes that we have no right to be in the Middle East right now, even though they killed thousands of our people. They also fail to realize that we're not barbarians whom are simply there to kill - we're there to protect our country so we don't have a repeat of 9/11. This display of ignorance is a huge reason why Democrats are called just that - ignorant.

~They also feel the need to grant amnesty to the several million illegal immigrants we have in the country. Hey, they went through the trouble of TRESPASSING into our country by ILLEGALLY sneaking past the border, but hey! Let's declare the whole shitload of them as official U.S. citizens! While we're at it, let's give them some free money that we don't even have the financial security to be distributing in the first place, let alone in such a frivolous manner.
Democrats are weak, spineless, absent-minded, frivolous, petty, pathetic, ignorant, pompous, arrogant, overbearing, inconsiderate, heartless, retarded, hypocritical, brainless, parasitic fragments of human beings.

Democrats are the perfect example of when an abortion (which is a favorite hobby of theirs) is only 50% successful.
Proud_Republicanによって 2009年06月16日(火)
A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away.

Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand
Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?"

Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."
CONSERVATIVERIDER22223によって 2009年04月13日(月)
Liberals who believe in killing innocent babies and putting them in a refrigerator to test on. And who believe the government should pay for college and basically everything else and might I add ,which the government would give us all crap because they wouldnt be able to afford nice working material for all of us.And believe in gay marriage which is totally against the bible (but there should be gay rights just not gay marriage.) And think doctors shouldn't get payed very well when they SAVE LIVES!
Omg look at that loberal he's such a democrat! They're gonna ruin America w/ tht damn Hilary Clinton!
Saaaarrrraaahhhhhhhhによって 2008年01月24日(木)
Someone who thinks Bill Clinton was a good president, and believes it's OK to lie under oath and be disbarred from from practicing law in front of the whole world. Someone who has trouble using common sense when making decisions and listens to Hollywood to determine who they want to be the next president. Also a person willing to be a human shield for Saddam Hussein because they believe he is a good guy at heart.
What do you mean John Kerry the Democrat would make a good president? Didn't he pretend like he was Christian/Catholic by going to churches and singing along even though he is actually Jewish and hates the thought of Jesus. Doesn't he desecrate our armed forces by condemning them on national TV? Not that Bush is a good choice but why don't use some commen sense when making your choice?
Christobonによって 2007年12月16日(日)
Someone who claims to be open minded but really just follows the crowd and does not know about the real issues.
If they are white they only voted for Obama because they thought it would make them feel better. They are now realizing it didn't.
Person 1: All my friends are Democrats so I thought it would be fun! Are you a Democrat too?

Person 2: No I'm a Libertarian.

Person 1: What's Libertarian?

Person 2: It's a 3rd party.

Person 1: What's a 3rd party?

Person 2: Exactly.
LibbyChickによって 2010年01月06日(水)
One of two major political parties in the United States, often characterized by hypocrisy, hyperbole, and confrontation without offers of resolution.
Tend to believe in the value a federalist government which:
(1) controls and redistributes the product of it's citizens labor to the lazy and purposefully indigent, justified by the principal that a small percentage of those people are truly incapable of increasing their quality of life while failing to acknowledge that the majority achieve their lot by choice;
(2) Controls, surveils, and dictates morality to the citizens of the 50 independent states comprising the Union (see: reauthorization of the Patriot Act);
(3) Assumes (incorrectly) all American citizens are evil and dispassionate by nature and therefore require a government to enforce a means of charity through excessive taxation, including one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world.
(4) Believes that failing public schools should be given more money so they can pay higher salaries to underperforming teachers while begrudging a parent who wants to send their kid to a better school so they may learn something other than the proper vein to use when shooting heroin.
(5) Cries for the end of prolonged conflict in distressed Muslim countries, unless they (democrats) start the war themselves.
Chad sees a panhandler:
If Chad is a rational human being - "we should create a solid base for employment in this region and then offer incentivized assistance for the panhandler to educate and prepare for meaningful work in one of these jobs, provided he displays commitment and work ethic, thereby providing for a citizen and increasing contributions to our society."
If Chad is a Democrat - "we should provide Chad with food and shelter to comfort him in between his pan-handling hours, and create a system where you supplement his income through assistance paychecks that he in no way earns, but which will make me feel good about myself, even if I didn't do anything but force you to do stuff."
freethinker24によって 2011年05月27日(金)

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