A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
#cootie #cooties #male diseases #disease #men
Shmoozumsによって 2006年01月05日(木)
A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
#diseases #hysteria #sexist #std #urban legend
Gahmuretによって 2006年07月22日(土)
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
Richard Blackによって 2005年03月15日(火)
Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
dj gs68によって 2003年07月07日(月)
cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..
that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)
#cooties #men #dads #cootiefied #non-cooties
gina and sarahによって 2005年11月06日(日)
The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
#poo #bum #bosom #child #hentai
Taeko Hentieによって 2006年04月08日(土)
Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
Cootieluver33によって 2015年10月12日(月)
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