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The highly debated, delectable secretion of the cooterus maximus, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid that smells pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety of flavors ranging from watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.
"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"

"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Penis Fencerによって 2007年09月20日(木)

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