(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.
Jerod was blitched by Hansen
Ninjombieによって 2013年10月30日(水)
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1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
fanによって 2004年05月19日(水)
A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.
Morning Sunshineによって 2010年09月15日(水)
a black bitch
Blitch, you smell like fried chicken...damn
foppymcfopfopによって 2011年02月16日(水)
An uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn't want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. The word comes from a shortening of the film title 'Blair Witch' because of the building featured in that film. Such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.
I'm not sleeping here. There's a blitch in that field.

Don't go in the blitch.

I just heard a noise over near that blitch.
chetsによって 2012年07月06日(金)
A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch
That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.
Thatgirlbeshadydoaによって 2015年04月22日(水)
A level higher than bitch.
Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's
G Dizzle G Dogによって 2010年11月15日(月)

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