Fill a cup up with your own jizz. Make a girl believe you are about to embrace in a kiss and when she closes her eyes, say "The power of christ compels you!" and splash it in her face
Jane and I were on our first date and one thing led to another and we ended up back in my room. I turned the lights off and got the cup out of my desk. She was already laying on the bed half naked and I walked over and told her to close her eyes. I then splashed it in her face and said "The power of christ compels you!" she says whats that I said Bapjizzm
The Xcutuionerによって 2012年01月06日(金)

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