30 definitions by mike comanche

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
#bethulah #atm #adulteen #handlebars #77
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月05日(木)
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
#69 #'69 #77 #cumpire #licker license
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月10日(火)
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
#porntard #striptard #flirt flusher #stripped out #strippertutuion
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月12日(木)
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
#lezbarann #brews lee #bud wisecracker #bud stupider #gmc
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月10日(火)
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
#jew dough #jew jitsu #jew eat? #hebrews #yahwist
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月04日(水)
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
#lezbefriends #gayze #g.a.y. #glabbit #chude
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月10日(火)
A FAT person. Someone who worships food.
Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.
#footblinder #chaircrusher #buddhapest #churchian #6666
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月10日(火)
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