30 definitions by mike comanche

Top Definition
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月04日(水)
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月12日(木)
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月04日(水)
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月10日(火)
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
Mike Comancheによって 2009年03月10日(火)
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