the phrase used
by semi-educated morons
to say "taken aback" when
describing an event that left them disconcerted or abashed. usually used
by the same idiots who say "addicting" when
obviously meaning "addictive."
CHICK: "Wow, so I was at this fuckin
party last night and I had a mojito."
CHICK: "Oh yeah, that shit is so addicting."
DUDE: "Did they muddle
the lime for you?"
CHICK: "Yeah they
meddled it right in front
of me and this other guy was like a bartender or something and he said "quit ordering fucking
're a pain in my ass to make
and i've got a full
crowd here." and i don't know
, i was totally taken back- like totally taken back. but I kept getting them because they
're so fuckin
addicting cause they
're sooo good."
DUDE: "you know
something? i've never even had one."
CHICK: A mojito?
DUDE: I know
. weird, right?
CHICK: that's like a crime where i'm from.