148 definitions by kelly

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a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
Kellyによって 2006年06月15日(木)
mainly females; never satisfied even after the greatest shag marrathon ever they are still gagging for it.
man: goodnight baby that was so good
nympho: excuse me? goodnight? wtf happened to round two?
kellyによって 2005年01月07日(金)
slutty females
they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention
Kellyによって 2003年12月22日(月)
The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said
Rob Halford is the Metal God
Kellyによって 2005年04月21日(木)
a friendly saying used as a greeting, usuallt to stand out and get attention. savaloy representing the person u r adressing as a sausage. for energetic people.
hi .....
oi oi savaloy!!! how r ya?
kellyによって 2003年11月10日(月)
Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.
Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music
Kellyによって 2006年02月24日(金)
A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!
Kellyによって 2004年11月05日(金)


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